religija zvana Tyluthan
religija zvana Tyluthan
okej-ovo je scary shit i koliko god da znam da je ljudska vrsta odurna i dalje me uspjeva iznenaditi glupost nekih pojedinaca iliti skupina
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PAGE NINE SUBJECT EIGHT
OFFENSIVE THINGS
This is the area within the Holy bible of Tyluthan that states things that are offensive to Tyluthan. They are listed in order of offensiveness with the most offensive first.
1. The world CHILD or any derivative of it. This is the evil, dreaded, forbidden “C” word. You must use the word kid. Example Kidren, Kids, Kidhood.
2. Male homosexuals. A male homosexual deserves to die for their sins. If a Tyluthan is found out to be a homosexual he will be tied to a wall, have his prayer sliced off without anesthetic, and then forcefully shoved into his anus.
3. Muslims. A Muslim is a terrorist. There is absolutely no exception. Muslims deserve to die.
4. Anti-Tyluthans. If you meet someone who hates Tyluthan or acts disrespectful to a follower of Tyluthan report them to the Queey who rules the Schwaz that you attend. They Queey will deal with it as they see fit.
5. Female virgins. To a person who follows Tyluthan, a female that is over 15 needs to die for their sins. Usually the girl will have Intercourse of a personal preferance on her 15th birthday. If she decides that she does not want to lose her virginity she will be forced to have Intercourse of a personal preferance. If she decides to betray Tyluthan and tell the police she will be kidnapped and executed. As stated there is no such thing as rape. Intercourse of a personal preferance is a gift under all conditions unless it is man-on-man or the Intercourse of a personal preferance is being forced by a AIDS infected person.
6. People who accuse Tyluthan of being fake. People who say that Tyluthan is imaginary need to die. Report them to the police on the charge of racism. Then report them to a Queey
List Of Sins
1. Conversion from Tyluthan
2. Sharing items with non Tyluthans
3. Telling of our existence on TV
4. Virginity after age 15
5. Disrespecting God
6. Suicide
7. Disrespecting our Heroes
8. Breaking our rules
9. Doubting our Heroes wisdom
10. Killing another Tyluthan
This is the full list of unforgivable sins.
koja napusena budala opce izmislja ovakva pravila i jos gore pitanje koja budala ih prati?!
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zakoni tih cudaka:
PAGE NINE SUBJECT EIGHT
OFFENSIVE THINGS
This is the area within the Holy bible of Tyluthan that states things that are offensive to Tyluthan. They are listed in order of offensiveness with the most offensive first.
1. The world CHILD or any derivative of it. This is the evil, dreaded, forbidden “C” word. You must use the word kid. Example Kidren, Kids, Kidhood.
2. Male homosexuals. A male homosexual deserves to die for their sins. If a Tyluthan is found out to be a homosexual he will be tied to a wall, have his prayer sliced off without anesthetic, and then forcefully shoved into his anus.
3. Muslims. A Muslim is a terrorist. There is absolutely no exception. Muslims deserve to die.
4. Anti-Tyluthans. If you meet someone who hates Tyluthan or acts disrespectful to a follower of Tyluthan report them to the Queey who rules the Schwaz that you attend. They Queey will deal with it as they see fit.
5. Female virgins. To a person who follows Tyluthan, a female that is over 15 needs to die for their sins. Usually the girl will have Intercourse of a personal preferance on her 15th birthday. If she decides that she does not want to lose her virginity she will be forced to have Intercourse of a personal preferance. If she decides to betray Tyluthan and tell the police she will be kidnapped and executed. As stated there is no such thing as rape. Intercourse of a personal preferance is a gift under all conditions unless it is man-on-man or the Intercourse of a personal preferance is being forced by a AIDS infected person.
6. People who accuse Tyluthan of being fake. People who say that Tyluthan is imaginary need to die. Report them to the police on the charge of racism. Then report them to a Queey
List Of Sins
1. Conversion from Tyluthan
2. Sharing items with non Tyluthans
3. Telling of our existence on TV
4. Virginity after age 15
5. Disrespecting God
6. Suicide
7. Disrespecting our Heroes
8. Breaking our rules
9. Doubting our Heroes wisdom
10. Killing another Tyluthan
This is the full list of unforgivable sins.
koja napusena budala opce izmislja ovakva pravila i jos gore pitanje koja budala ih prati?!
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Re: religija zvana Tyluthan
Zita je napisao/la: 10. Killing another Tyluthan
ubij bilo kog drugog, al ne svog komsiju.
ono o djevicanstvu me fasciniralo. mozda se preobratim.
imas neki ofisl link? inace mi zvuci previse kao necija zajebancija.
mozda jer sam sposobna i sama napravit istu
- tamara3
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Zita, najebala si, a i mi skup s tobom :
This is a list of the only websites that can use any words related to Tyluthan. If your site is not list you can request it at tyluthanhelp@yahoo.com
1. www.Wikipedia.org Free to use anything from this site as it is.
2. www.Wikia.com Had permission. The religion Wiki abused Tyluthan, saying it was made up. Now only the other wikia pages can use Tyluthan
3. www.Memorabiliaplace.com Can only use pages Six and Nine of the HBoT
4. www.themonastery.org can use the entire Holy Bible of Tyluthan and anything related to Tyluthan
@invalid:
www.freewebs.com/tyluthan/jointyluthan.htm
This is a list of the only websites that can use any words related to Tyluthan. If your site is not list you can request it at tyluthanhelp@yahoo.com
1. www.Wikipedia.org Free to use anything from this site as it is.
2. www.Wikia.com Had permission. The religion Wiki abused Tyluthan, saying it was made up. Now only the other wikia pages can use Tyluthan
3. www.Memorabiliaplace.com Can only use pages Six and Nine of the HBoT
4. www.themonastery.org can use the entire Holy Bible of Tyluthan and anything related to Tyluthan
@invalid:
www.freewebs.com/tyluthan/jointyluthan.htm
bjezmo iz zemlje
otisla sam na http://www.themonastery.org/ sasvim slucajno jer mi se svidjela ova slika:
misleci eto netko pametan pa da se ne svadja izmedju razlicitih vjera itd itd i jasno potrazila stav o homoseksualcima i brzo mi je palo odusevljenje i onda sam naletila na ove ludake, ubojice i silovatelje
otisla sam na http://www.themonastery.org/ sasvim slucajno jer mi se svidjela ova slika:
misleci eto netko pametan pa da se ne svadja izmedju razlicitih vjera itd itd i jasno potrazila stav o homoseksualcima i brzo mi je palo odusevljenje i onda sam naletila na ove ludake, ubojice i silovatelje
ne-ti nazivi su mi na foru gospodara
enivej bezveze
nemam pojma kaj bi im to znacilo..
i ono-there is no such thing as rape
nevjerojatni su
enivej bezveze
nemam pojma kaj bi im to znacilo..
prvo ih prijavite policiji radi rasizma pa ih ubijte (njihov govor mrznje i poticanje na silovanje i ubojstvo cemo zanemarit)People who accuse Tyluthan of being fake. People who say that Tyluthan is imaginary need to die. Report them to the police on the charge of racism. Then report them to a Queey
i ono-there is no such thing as rape
nevjerojatni su
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tamara3 je napisao/la:Zita, najebala si, a i mi skup s tobom :
This is a list of the only websites that can use any words related to Tyluthan. If your site is not list you can request it at tyluthanhelp@yahoo.com
genijalni su mi
uclanila sam se.
Here are a few basic principles of Tyluthan:
#1 Tyluthan is a religion
#2 Our god is Selex, who at one point was alive as a human being
#3 We worship sex and women, but not sexual obsession about women
#4 We hate male homosexuals and Muslims
#5 We operate out of an unmarked building in Farmington, CT, USA
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- Pridružen/a: 27 svi 2008 23:54
googlala sam ih. na stranu ovo o homoseksualcima i o tome da silovanje ne postoji , ovo je stvarno jako smiješno. To su neki predpubertetski i pubertetski američki klinci smislili. Religija bazirana na seksualnosti. Pogledajte na wikiji, piše kao da ima nekakav dan gdje svi pripadnici te religije moraju masturbirati cijeli dan, i da možeš prestati samo ako moraš poop (da, poop piše ) a ako ti se piški, moraš pitati boga Selexa smiješ li, a ako kaže da ne smiješ i ti svejedno odeš, ubit će te! I onda opisi sperme po cijelom tijelu od masturbiranja, i "juicy fluid all over vulva"...Ma da, deca.
Koliko košta madona bez djeteta?
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Slažem se u potpunosti. Točno mi je pala na pamet slika dok sam to čitala- 5 klinaca se našlo kod jednoga od njih doma kad mu staraca nije bilo, malo su igrali playstation, čopili starome bud extra light pivu i krenuli po sebi nazivat demone i bogove- "Ti, Zack, jer je piva bila od tvog starog, biti ćeš super duper demon koji može letjeti i nevidljiv je i ima laser kojim puca iz očiju i najviše pubičnih dlaka".Judina sestra je napisao/la:googlala sam ih. na stranu ovo o homoseksualcima i o tome da silovanje ne postoji , ovo je stvarno jako smiješno. To su neki predpubertetski i pubertetski američki klinci smislili. Religija bazirana na seksualnosti. Pogledajte na wikiji, piše kao da ima nekakav dan gdje svi pripadnici te religije moraju masturbirati cijeli dan, i da možeš prestati samo ako moraš poop (da, poop piše ) a ako ti se piški, moraš pitati boga Selexa smiješ li, a ako kaže da ne smiješ i ti svejedno odeš, ubit će te! I onda opisi sperme po cijelom tijelu od masturbiranja, i "juicy fluid all over vulva"...Ma da, deca.
Obzirom na "poop", dan posvećen masturbaciji sa nepotrebno naglašenim detaljima (i kakav je to komentar da se dan nakon iste jednostavno istuširate?!), nikakvim planom i programom (znate ono, rodiš se zato i zato, kad umreš čeka te to, to i to, nepotrebno isticanje na 3 ili 4 mjesta da je zabranjeno na tv-u pričati o tome, razrađena mitologija...)
Ma to su napisali napaljeni pubertetlije kojima nijedna cura od 15 nije davala pa su to eto prozvali zakonom.