šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
hajde mala dodji u moju sobu, imat cemo privatan bar...
mi imamo sve što nam treba,
prostor od zemlje pa do neba...
prostor od zemlje pa do neba...
- inani
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Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
Zadnja izmjena: inani, dana/u 31 kol 2016 13:59, ukupno mijenjano 1 put.
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Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
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Nemoj da Tori to vidi, pokrenut će zahtjev i papire za posvajanje.
Nemoj da Tori to vidi, pokrenut će zahtjev i papire za posvajanje.
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
^ Sad me predivan je asociralo na ovaj video koji sam pogledala valjda 100 puta. Usrećuje me.
OT: Mama.
OT: Mama.
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
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Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck
- Moloko
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- Privitak/ci
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"Koliko me je tko tražio, toliko me je i otkrio. Koliko me otkrio, toliko me je zaslužio. I dajem sve, tek kad ima tko da sve i ponese."
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
Žena na HŽ-ovom šalteru mi je izdala učeničku mjesečnu kartu
"Don't underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary."
- Billie Deadwilder
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Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
Schrödinger: Nice, nice
Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
Zadnjih par postova u "Izađite iz ormara"
"Don't underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary."
- Kroacija
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Kad te cura po ne znam koji put zajebaje oko narjecja
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By the time he was my age, Lee Harvey Oswald had already shot a PRESIDENT. i haven't even shot a normal person
Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck
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nona jel mi lipa cura, je lipa je i jako simpaticna, nije vazna lipota, jako je draga, pristojna i ima lijepu narav ahahahaha
U vezi sa slobodom, dok nas ljubav ne rastavi.
- talented miss cohen
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I could almost vouch.
Stars and stars and stars keep it to themselves.
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:hrvatisan:
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
slapa je napisao/la:suncu pokazivati prekrasan cvijet koji je izrastao u tišinama njihove unutrašnjosti.
"Don't underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary."
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
mi imamo sve što nam treba,
prostor od zemlje pa do neba...
prostor od zemlje pa do neba...
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"Koliko me je tko tražio, toliko me je i otkrio. Koliko me otkrio, toliko me je zaslužio. I dajem sve, tek kad ima tko da sve i ponese."
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Hobiji: vodka
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Pričaju o dopingu na paraolimpijadi. I am a horrible person.
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
Cimerica u kuhinji pravi večeru, ušteka radio, na radiju svira U2, samo odjednom čujem "NOPE" i išteka ga opet
Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck
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Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
osisat cu te na spavanju, onda te vise ni jedna nece htjeti ahahahaha
U vezi sa slobodom, dok nas ljubav ne rastavi.
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
the problem with modern humour is that i can say i feel an incredible, painful emptiness right now and ppl will be like " lol yeah me 2"
it's like no no no... i'm serious here.
"haha yaaaaaas choke me daddy"
i am experience acute distress
"dicks out for harambe"
Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck