šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
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Measure of a woman is her sense of humor
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
Baš me nasmijalo to kaj nisam našla auto na parkingu
Diga mi ga pauk jer sam u nedjelju ujutro poslije pijanke parkirala na nevidljivog invalida
Diga mi ga pauk jer sam u nedjelju ujutro poslije pijanke parkirala na nevidljivog invalida
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Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
ide se leci kada cujes one prve grozne pticice ujutro. i jedini propust je bio taj sto nisam stigla nabaviti spajalice za didakticku igricu koju sam sama pomno osmislila u 10 sekundi.Memory Lane je napisao/la:Kad se to ide leć? Poveri bambiniinvalid_user je napisao/la:"I gdje je onda ta venera venere? "
Ja: Kad sam ja bila vaših godina nisu postojali mobiteli.
Sedmogodišnjak razrogačenih očiju: A jesu li u vaše vrijeme dinosauri još bili živi?
I drugo malo veće dijete:
- Vi tako neodoljivo podsjećate na Tinu Turner.
:bljedunjavaplavuša:
tina turner, ha? mene je danas docekalo jedno malo bezobrazno djubre sa: "ucitelj'ce, vi opet u kosulji!"
a kosulje su mi prekul, btw.
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
You KNOW You're a Fan of Supernatural WHEN:
1) You start carrying around rock salt
2) You take up Latin in school in case u need to exorcise a demon
3) You suddenly feel the need to buy a '67 Impala
4) You suffer from Padackles Disease, aka an extreme obsession with the hotties Jensen Ackles n Jared Padalecki
5) You start saying things like "I full on Swayzied that mother!" and "Dude you're fugly."
6) You have a sudden desire to hunt down Snuggles (the fabric softener bear) an' kill that lil sonofabitch.
7) You find yourself listening to 'mullet rock' - more than ever.
8) It sucks out loud when the summers come along or whenever CW decides to put the show 'on hiatus'.
9.) You know what the word 'Wendigo' means...and you shudder.
10.) You've suddenly taken up interest in the 1960's Chevy models.
11.) When you hear 'Winchester', you don't think of the gun.
12.) Or the mansion.
13.) You've memorized each fake ID's (as well as alias') the brothers use.
14.) Girls: You can't help but feel happy about Jess' death...that just means Sam's back on the market.
15.) You always settle debates with "Rock, Paper, Scissors".
16.) You come home and check the salt lines around the doors and windows...just to make sure.
17.) You understand demons but people are crazy.
18.) You can never listen to "Carry On Wayward Son" the same again.
19.) All of your passwords are KAZ2Y5.
20.) You start kicking doors open instead of just using the knob.
21.) You schedule your classes, work hours, and hang-outs, so that they don't conflict with your Thursday nights.
22.) You immediately recognize the guest actors/actresses in other movies and television shows - then associate them back to Supernatural (even if the SN episode came out later).
23.) You're in every group for Supernatural that there is on Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, etc.
24.) If you hear anyone say 'jerk' you immediately say 'bitch'.
25.) You think someone is acting weird you say 'Cristo' just to make sure.
26.) When you go online, you immediately check for Supernatural updates.
27.) You spend hours rehashing every detail of each episode.
28.) You know the names of every episode.
29.) You don't get up from your seat Thursdays from 9-10. Ever.
30.) Your life revolves around how many days are left until the show is on. Especially during the summers.
31.) You're suddenly feeling compelled to research old asylums in your area, as well as other known haunted places.
32.) "You trust shady van guy and not me?" makes you chuckle every time.
33.) You think that coordinates might actually be a nifty way to tell people where you're at nowadays.
34.) You're petrified of the woods now.
35.) You really do wonder about Dead Man's Blood...
36.) You've memorized every reference in each episode. "Agent Mulder, Agent Scully", "Alright Haley Joel", "Now you tell me you've got The Shining?" etc.
37.) Humming Metallica calms your nerves... every time.
38.) You instantly like anyone who says "okie-dokie"
39.) When your watch stops, you know there was a Reaper around somewhere.
40.) You can never pass a graveyard without wondering...
41.) You blame every unsolved murder in your neighborhood on something the boys have hunted before.
42.) You go searching the internet for protective amulets and such
43.) You start naming your pets, dolls, etc. after the characters.
44.) You've scoured the internet for screen shots of the episodes, and have saved every one of them.
45.) You hear there's a new movie coming out with one of the Winchester boys, and you make it a priority to see it as soon as it comes out.
46.) Your mom yells at you for breaking her vase, you blame the poltergeist.
47.) You try to convince your friends about salt.
48.) When there's a suspicious death in your town, you can't help but to wonder.
49.) You know the birthdays for Sam and Dean...as well as Jared and Jensen.
50.) You can't find one thing on that list that doesn't apply to you.
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tuko s viskom vremena.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfkkQhuYtHs[/youtube]
“If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.” Margaret Thatcher
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ8Iw0dTMm0[/youtube]
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Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
morat cu pocet objavljivat ovakve mejloveNe dozvoljava mi registracijuuuu jel me čuje neeetko???
Measure of a woman is her sense of humor
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jos 2 maila neke korisnice
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zasto bi se netko zamarao mailom koji pocinje sa bok, dobar dan, hi, hello, ja sam ta i ta i trebam to i to...
srecom pa sam outlook stavlja neke mejlove u junk folder
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2.Krivo sam kliknula, imam VISE od 13. Je li moguce ponistit stetu ucinjenu necitanjem pitanja?
Punoljetna sam
zasto bi se netko zamarao mailom koji pocinje sa bok, dobar dan, hi, hello, ja sam ta i ta i trebam to i to...
srecom pa sam outlook stavlja neke mejlove u junk folder
Measure of a woman is her sense of humor
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
Sama sebe jer sam otvorila onaj neki pornić u background tabu i zaboravila na njega i sad slušam glazbu i mislim koji klinac mi se to čuje u pozadini.
Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck
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Setala sam se s frendicom,staje cura s autom ona ode do nje hahaha ja sa strane pusim,tek me frendica zove dodi upoznaj se s curom hahahaha,dodem a ta cura mi kaze vidjela sam te par puta,i djelujes mi tak dobro da ne mogu vjerovati phahaha,a na to frendica 'tko ona' to je vrag na metli
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Ma daj... ...Zita je napisao/la:jos 2 maila neke korisnice
1.2.Krivo sam kliknula, imam VISE od 13. Je li moguce ponistit stetu ucinjenu necitanjem pitanja?Punoljetna sam
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
"...its either jesus or viggo mortensen"
bring your mind into my head...
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hidd, kad to ovako poslozis... ima tu nesto.
bring your mind into my head...
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baba:
"jos ce objavit da su i lezbejke".
"jos ce objavit da su i lezbejke".
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jecam = "male guzice"
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“If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.” Margaret Thatcher
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u sred zime, i svake zime, u kontinentalnoj klimi, iznenadi ih - snijeg!
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
smiješan joj moj topik "narodnjaci"???hmSha_ne je napisao/la:topik "narodnjaci"
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na neke stihove sam umrla od smijeha
šta odmah šamaraš?
šta odmah šamaraš?
sound addicted
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
sulka kad krene sroljit
ajme brate
'tako mu i treba kad se petljao sa ženama, na kraju krajeva.'
kakva je ona legenda
ajme brate
'tako mu i treba kad se petljao sa ženama, na kraju krajeva.'
kakva je ona legenda
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Mala od frendice uzela upaljac i htjela me pogodit hahaha,ja strogo na nju dođi sada po samar phahaha,a ona oci joj zasuzile,isputi upaljac,rasiri rukice i poleti mi u zagrljaj : ) koja mudrica mala hahaha
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nVHkxDA1M[/youtube]