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Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo

Post Postao/la slapa » 31 kol 2016 08:08

hajde mala dodji u moju sobu, imat cemo privatan bar...
mi imamo sve što nam treba,
prostor od zemlje pa do neba...

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Post Postao/la inani » 31 kol 2016 13:53

Zadnja izmjena: inani, dana/u 31 kol 2016 13:59, ukupno mijenjano 1 put.
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Post Postao/la Mar » 31 kol 2016 13:58

^
Nemoj da Tori to vidi, pokrenut će zahtjev i papire za posvajanje.

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Post Postao/la inani » 31 kol 2016 13:59

I meni je mam ona pala na pamet. ;)
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Post Postao/la Mar » 31 kol 2016 16:29

^ Sad me predivan je asociralo na ovaj video koji sam pogledala valjda 100 puta. Usrećuje me. :blushes:

OT: Mama.

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Post Postao/la ariadne » 31 kol 2016 20:30

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Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck

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Post Postao/la Nirya » 01 ruj 2016 14:25

Žena na HŽ-ovom šalteru mi je izdala učeničku mjesečnu kartu :haha: :haha:
"Don't underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary."

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Post Postao/la ariadne » 02 ruj 2016 15:02

Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
Schrödinger: Nice, nice
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Post Postao/la Nirya » 03 ruj 2016 12:02

Zadnjih par postova u "Izađite iz ormara" :haha:
"Don't underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary."

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Post Postao/la Kroacija » 03 ruj 2016 20:51

Kad te cura po ne znam koji put zajebaje oko narjecja :D
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Post Postao/la ariadne » 03 ruj 2016 21:25

By the time he was my age, Lee Harvey Oswald had already shot a PRESIDENT. i haven't even shot a normal person
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Post Postao/la sascha » 04 ruj 2016 12:51

nona jel mi lipa cura, je lipa je i jako simpaticna, nije vazna lipota, jako je draga, pristojna i ima lijepu narav ahahahaha
U vezi sa slobodom, dok nas ljubav ne rastavi. :D

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I could almost vouch. :D
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Post Postao/la Bash » 05 ruj 2016 13:30

Malo mi treba :lol:

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Post Postao/la Nirya » 06 ruj 2016 12:50

slapa je napisao/la:
suncu pokazivati prekrasan cvijet koji je izrastao u tišinama njihove unutrašnjosti.
:haha: :haha:
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Post Postao/la inani » 07 ruj 2016 10:16

:D :D :D
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mi imamo sve što nam treba,
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Post Postao/la inani » 07 ruj 2016 22:09

^Mene zanima kako izgledaju zene kojima je on ginekolog. :D
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:lol: :lol:
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Post Postao/la Fairy1506 » 08 ruj 2016 12:55

Presladak mi je...nadam se da sam dobro kopirala vezu i da se vidi.

https://youtu.be/azYsXfj1Xdo

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Post Postao/la Katja » 08 ruj 2016 14:12

:veryhappydance: :gigglenod: Hobiji: vodka :veryhappydance: :gigglenod:

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Post Postao/la Capt. Kirk » 08 ruj 2016 14:17

Pričaju o dopingu na paraolimpijadi. I am a horrible person. :sealedlips:

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Post Postao/la slapa » 09 ruj 2016 12:39

mi imamo sve što nam treba,
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Post Postao/la ariadne » 09 ruj 2016 17:16

Cimerica u kuhinji pravi večeru, ušteka radio, na radiju svira U2, samo odjednom čujem "NOPE" i išteka ga opet :lol: :lol:
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Post Postao/la sascha » 10 ruj 2016 20:48

osisat cu te na spavanju, onda te vise ni jedna nece htjeti ahahahaha :D
U vezi sa slobodom, dok nas ljubav ne rastavi. :D

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Post Postao/la ariadne » 11 ruj 2016 06:55

the problem with modern humour is that i can say i feel an incredible, painful emptiness right now and ppl will be like " lol yeah me 2"
it's like no no no... i'm serious here.
"haha yaaaaaas choke me daddy"
i am experience acute distress
"dicks out for harambe"
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Post Postao/la ariadne » 11 ruj 2016 10:24

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Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck

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