Kutak za crni trenutak

[slapa]

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Plačem.

[roadkill]

[unexpected]

šta pjevaju crvi u grobu toše proeskog?

ko ti to grize obraze

[Plague]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4u8NSf8DUw[/youtube]

dafuq?

[Kroacija]

om. fg.

[Bash]

would accept a danceoff challenge from him

[Capt. Kirk]

[omnia]

Grezo, grezo.....

[Plague]

[slapa]

Čula ovu od naše Šize

Čestitamo Whitney Houston - već mjesec dana se ne drogira!

[omnia]

[unexpected]

what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

[Biseksualna Lezbijka]

Cool Ways to Kill Yourself (Difficulty level 7)

Get a LOT of explosives. The more the better.
Hook up a detonator to an altimeter. Set it for 100-200 feet. That will give you good dispersion.
Mix vaseline and gasoline in a bucket.
Find a really tall building. Something like the World Trade Center is perfect and is in a sufficiently crowded area to generate the proper sized crowd.
Get an extra large trench coat, ski mask, duct tape and a lighter.
Bring your materials to the top of your building. Liberally apply the vaseline-gasoline mixture to your entire body. Duct tape the explosives around your legs, arms, head and torso. The more you use the better. You cannot overdo this. Attach the altimeter to the explosives.
Put on the trench coat and mask so that the explosives are not visible.
Start ranting and throwing things so that you are sure to attract notice. Drag this part out as long as possible. Say anything that comes to mind but try to stay away from real problems. Your love life DOES NOT make for a good sound bite. Ask for news cameras from the major networks. Pace around a lot while waving your arms.
DO NOT let on that you have explosives on your body. The police will clear the area and you definitely don't want that.
When you've gotten the crowd to a fevered pitch, when the helicopters are hovering like vultures, whip off the jacket and set yourself on fire.
Wait until you are completely engulfed in flame then jump.
Try to steer yourself towards the crowd. That way flaming falling body parts will pelt the fleeing onlookers when you explode.
Congratulations! You've just made history.

[Zita]

You cannot overdo this
Urnebes

[Bash]

Or you can fly your plane into the aforementioned building.
Congratulations! You've just made history.

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You sick twisted minds

OT: A man with no arms should not look at a piano.

[Kroacija]

i'll rot in hell for this

[slapa]

auč

[Bash]

http://www.spaceavalanche.com/2012/02/2 ... e-streets/

[Kroacija]

[slapa]

Uh uh jedan Šizin....

Bolje proliti malo s Parkinsonom, nego zaboraviti popiti s Alzheimerom.

[Capt. Kirk]

[Biseksualna Lezbijka]

[Biseksualna Lezbijka]

Gorit ću zbog ovoga.

[Plague]

ne znam baš je li za ovaj kutak, ili za ijedan kutak zapravo, ali želim podijelit

[Biseksualna Lezbijka]

^ouch

O čemu ovisi gustoća naseljenosti Etiopije?
O jačini vjetra koji puše.

[Afrodita]

o klimi i mogućnosti prehrane Lotus

[Biseksualna Lezbijka]

^ne u temi "Kutak za crni trenutak" Afro

Dođe neki čovjek opičen do kraja, faca mu je ružna, noge mu zakržljale tako da jedva hoda, ne može ni dobro govoriti i stopira on autobus. 1 dan stopira on i dere se: Joj dddaj ssstani, no dddaj stani.
2 dan opet on: Joj joj dddaj ssstani daj ssstani no.
3 dan opet on: Joj dddaj ssstani noo daj ssstani.
4 dan zgazi njega šofer autobusom i vidi to neka baba i dođe ona u autobus i veli šoferu.
Pa kak ste mogli zgaziti tak jadnog čovjeka, kaj nevidite da je sav jadan nemoćan i hendikepiran.
"Je pppa kaj jja morem kkad mmi se rugaa."

[Afrodita]

^ne u temi "Kutak za crni trenutak" Afro

Sorry s obziro gdje radim nije ni čudo da sam sve više dok skužim treba mi malo više...a da vjetar ih onako teške i jake bome teško otpuše ..nu sad postajem socijalno neosjetljiva