šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
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My friend got a degree in egyptology, but can’t get a job, So he’s paying more money to get a Phd, so he can work teaching other people egyptology. In his case college is literally a pyramid scheme.
Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck
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Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
Gledamo Sex i grad 2, nešto drame kako je majkama teško, a pogotovo ako nemaš dadilju.
Ja: I'm sooo glad you don't want anything to do with kids.
Ona: I don't. They're just not sexy to me!
Ja: I'm sooo glad you don't want anything to do with kids.
Ona: I don't. They're just not sexy to me!
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^ uvijek se sjetim ovoga:
Unexpected sex is the best thing to wake up - unless you're in prison...
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^ hahhaha..predobro
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Ajmo, which is it
1. gej je
2. impotentan
3. ima malog
4. ima cuckold fetiš
5. all of the above, somehow?
(Kontekst: radi se o američkom evangeliku koji je davao neke sumnjive novce svom (mladom) osobnom treneru i (mladom) čistaču bazena, + postoje slike ovog zadnjeg s njegovom ženom. Ne znamo što je na njima, al navodno je spicy)
Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck
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How would you write “I changed a light bulb” on your resume?
Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.
Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck
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Sto toliko ne pamtim imena da je to strasno... Zato svima dajem nadimke (jer... Kak se ti ono zoves? nakon par mjeseci hm... ) , ljudima su simpaticni ti moji dati im nadimci, a meni orijentir tko je tko (bar funkionira )
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Danas sam pola dana se smijala na izraz leblebije dok sam kuhala slanutak.
Unexpected sex is the best thing to wake up - unless you're in prison...
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" Život je kao cvijet, a ljubav njegov med."
Victor Hugo
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M. Chrissy Marlowe
PUBLIC SERVICE ASSOCIATE; GOVERNMENTAL TRAINING, EDUCATION, AND DEVELOPMENT
EXPERTISE: COMPREHENSIVE PLANNING
706.202.6702
cmarlowe@uga.edu
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Chrissy Marlowe is an Institute of Government faculty member working in both the Governmental Training, Education, and Development division and the Planning and Environmental Services unit. She instructs local elected officials and staff as well as members of boards, authorities, and commissions in such areas as comprehensive planning, quality growth, local government planning and development processes, and historic preservation. She also teaches in the Institute of Government’s Management Development Program. Her prior experience includes 11 years with the Georgia Department of Community Affairs, where she fostered local government planning, strategic land use, and community design principles and conducted educational programs for elected officials and planning professionals.
Education:
M.F.A., Historic Preservation, Savannah College of Art and Design; B.A. Art History, University of Georgia
A tek da vidite njenu funny face Primamljivo lice ima
PUBLIC SERVICE ASSOCIATE; GOVERNMENTAL TRAINING, EDUCATION, AND DEVELOPMENT
EXPERTISE: COMPREHENSIVE PLANNING
706.202.6702
cmarlowe@uga.edu
Bio:
Chrissy Marlowe is an Institute of Government faculty member working in both the Governmental Training, Education, and Development division and the Planning and Environmental Services unit. She instructs local elected officials and staff as well as members of boards, authorities, and commissions in such areas as comprehensive planning, quality growth, local government planning and development processes, and historic preservation. She also teaches in the Institute of Government’s Management Development Program. Her prior experience includes 11 years with the Georgia Department of Community Affairs, where she fostered local government planning, strategic land use, and community design principles and conducted educational programs for elected officials and planning professionals.
Education:
M.F.A., Historic Preservation, Savannah College of Art and Design; B.A. Art History, University of Georgia
A tek da vidite njenu funny face Primamljivo lice ima
" Život je kao cvijet, a ljubav njegov med."
Victor Hugo
Victor Hugo
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
Koje su to budale, da stavi skrivenu kameru da ne skokujem malu kao izet
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Ono kad si toliko isprehladjen da su ti i usi zacepljene, pa ti uvale digitalni toplomjer i kazu ti da kad zazvoni ocitas temperaturu, jbt ne cujem ga kad zvoni!!!
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Vec sam ga teipu bacila!!
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Bratic (28god.) Pitam ga koliko ti ženska ima godina, kaže 50 rekla sam koji k, kaže on boli me k koliko godina ima bitno je da imam pare išlo sve u p.m
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na kutiji od pegle za kosu pise da ne smije u mikrovalnu no shit!
al ono, jel ima nesto na cemu ne pise da ne smije u mikrovalnu? (osim stvari koje smiju, ofc)
sjecam se da je na nekom kablu (!) pisalo da se ne smije jest hahaha
al ono, jel ima nesto na cemu ne pise da ne smije u mikrovalnu? (osim stvari koje smiju, ofc)
sjecam se da je na nekom kablu (!) pisalo da se ne smije jest hahaha
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Izjava frenda... "Gramatika je utociste slabih umova"
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Obucem se, perem zube pasta mi padne na rukav, na dva mjesta, oh živote nije bilo vremena za presvući se. prezivljela i prljava.
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Kihnula sam toliko glasno, mob mi je iz ruke izletio. Kako sam ga hvatala po zraku.
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Ima ta neka luda zenska, nije odavde, ni ja se tocno ne sjecam kad smo brojeve razmjenile, virtualna osobica ugl.
Koja svako malo posalje poruku da tko sam ja, i sto radim u njenom imeniku, od kud se znamo i tak.. Boze, bas me svaki put nasmije
Mislim... Ona to sve prica sa sobom, al meni poruke salje i kad se sjeti, smije se... i tako svakih par mjeseci u krug... Prica ona sama sa sobom
Koja svako malo posalje poruku da tko sam ja, i sto radim u njenom imeniku, od kud se znamo i tak.. Boze, bas me svaki put nasmije
Mislim... Ona to sve prica sa sobom, al meni poruke salje i kad se sjeti, smije se... i tako svakih par mjeseci u krug... Prica ona sama sa sobom
Re: šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo
Brzopleto citanje svega, pa i zadnje recenice u kojoj procitam erekcije.
https://www.index.hr/magazin/clanak/lju ... 27097.aspx
https://www.index.hr/magazin/clanak/lju ... 27097.aspx