šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo

[Moloko]

[Nirya]

"Da vidiš kako kamion pada na dedu od 90 godina koji hoda s hodalicom i malo mače, i možeš spasiti samo jedno, koga bi spasila?"

Kamion se u nastavku diskusije pretvorio u klavir. Potom u nakovanj. Because crtići. I to je trajalo, i trajalo, i smijala sam se kao blesava jer larperi, eto, tako utječu na mene

[str8faith]

Njih 6 dole, " amo ca Meri mora ic lec inace niko nece ujutro popit kavu!" i svi se digli i otisli ,nisu ni pice popili do kraja . hahaha divni debili

[Teich]

https://www.facebook.com/17908665111379 ... 941135690/
plakanje aajaaajajaahhaahahhahahaahahhaahahhaa

[slapa]

o jeboteled

[Nikita34]

Već danima dobivam poruke na fejs od nekog lika, seljački uleti poput maco moja, gdje si mi mačkice, želim te, budi moja i sad upravo vrh njegovog zavodništva: jebuljice moja WTF Toliko me nasmijao da sam mu sad prvi puta odgovorila i to - konju retardirani

[tratinčica]

My mum is so poor she can't even pay attention! - Cartman

[Nikita34]

My mum is so poor she can't even pay attention! - Cartman

ahahahahahhah...obožavam South Park

[str8faith]

Pjesma za lakunoc .. Moja tri perijatelja .. Meri mrzi komarce meri guta muskarce ,meri ce progutati BAKa ,a bak kost i koza hahahahahaha i onda jel me vozis soma? Nevozim! Hahahaha al smo se slatko nasmijali!

[lia]

Njen mobitel u teci kipuce manistre....i kako ga vadi i vice; joj jooooj sve su prste izgoriti....

[str8faith]

"Ajme sta sam ostarija,pa mi se ku*ac sav zgrcija!" hahhahahhaha

[Nikita34]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l4KhNyaaN ... /giphy.gif

[Biseksualna Lezbijka]

Objasnjavam Gospodi zadnju mozgalicu i u razgovoru joj velim: zena ti ima IQ 142, a ona meni: blago meni, idem si napraviti Cokolesnik!

Ne ne ne, blago meni!!

[backspace]

-coming up?
--what's up there?
-the view.
--the view of what? down here? i can see that down here
-you are about the worst tourist in the whole world
-i grew up in dublin. i love dublin. if a grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but i didn't, so it doesn't.

tak i ja, najgori sam turist na svijetu

[str8faith]

Usla sefica pocela me pleskat, di je smjesak ( ja se iskesim) al iskreni puffff... Kolko si piva popila od jutros???? Dvi Tanja dvi ....
Gajbe . hahhahahhaha
Idi lec Meri , odnija vrag salu idi lec !! Sad cu !

[Nikita34]

hahahahha..ovo me uvijek nasmije

[Andain]

[In vino veritas]

Inace uzivam u dobrim stand up komedijama. Evo jedan dio komedije od covjeka koji je po meni jedna od najvecih legendi u povjesti civilizacije.

some people are really fucking stupid!
Did you ever notice that? How many really stupid people you run into during the day? Goddam there's a lot of stupid bastards walking around. Carry a little pad and pencil with you. You'll wind up with thirty or forty names by the end of the day. Look at it this way: Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that. And it doesn't take you very long to spot one of them does it? Take you about eight seconds. You'll be listening to some guy...you say..."this guy is fucking stupid!" Then...then there are some people, they're not stupid...they're full of shit. Huh? That doesn't take very long to spot either, does it? Take you about the same amount of time. You'll be listening to some guy..and saying, "well, he's fairly intelligent......ahht, he's full of shit!" Then there are some people, they're not stupid, they're not full of shit...they're fucking nuts! Dan Quayle is all three! All three! Stupid, full of shit, and fucking nuts! And where did he get that wife of his? Have you taken a good look at that Marilyn Quayle? Where did he get her, at a Halloween party or something? She looks like Prince Charles for Christ sake! Let me ask you something, does he actually have to fuck that women! Huh? God help him, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick! That's my political humor. People like it when you're topical.

[str8faith]

Zove simu otac na viber , sime (4)
Tata , skoci?
Di da skocim ?
S broda, dođi doma, tata kad ti mislis doc!
Hahahaha

Joj kako je sritan hahahaha

[sascha]

kako se ona mene pokusava rijesiti, hahahahaha, kako je kolega rekao, tek kada te izgubimo neki ce shvatiti sta smo napravili. ))))))))

[str8faith]

Susid: koliko ti dnevno primis tih poruka?
Frenki: a bice 40!
Ja: jeee to primim samo sto se ustanem, npr od sefice primin minimalnlo 150 po danu ,a stalno smo zajedno ! Hahaha
Hahahahaha

[str8faith]

Meri a da te stavimo na wikipediju ? Imas i rezultate i status!
Hahahhahaha ma vi ste ludi ko bi zva sve pojedinacno i pita jel ih mogu uvrstit da sam kuhala za njih ? Uostalom kuhari nisu slavne osobe ,apopis bi bio kilometarski i onda bi me povezali sa svim zenama na popisu hahhahahah ! Nemoj molim te!

[Kroacija]

umirem

[Nikita34]

[Nikita34]

https://www.facebook.com/extrakakantza/ ... 054480107/

[str8faith]

Morski krastavac = pistej
Komu ,cemu =pistejima i cili kafic usmih

[lia]

str8faith me nasmijala sa postom sto bi radila samnom hahahaha

[Dalmata]

Prijateljica koja me pokušava razvedriti... I uspiva joj...

[Nikita34]

dakle..ranit ću se

[str8faith]

Virginia s pitanjem da kad cu doc na Tenerife??? Hahahaha sutra sutra da me jos zaposlis u jednom od svojih restorana hahahha ooo ne