Kutak za crni trenutak
- teddybear
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Ahhh joooj neznam eto dal se smijem smijati al se smijem!!!
Set me free why don't cha babe
Get out my life why don't cha babe
'Cause you don't really love me
You just keep me hangin' on
Get out my life why don't cha babe
'Cause you don't really love me
You just keep me hangin' on
Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Ne znam zašto se toliko uzbuđujete zbog onoga što ljudi pišu. Što je sve prema onome što misle i što rade i što su sposobni da urade! Malenkost. Šala.
- Capt. Kirk
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Da malo vratimo topic na pravi put.
http://therumpus.net/2013/01/smoke-in-y ... ers-house/
http://therumpus.net/2013/01/smoke-in-y ... ers-house/
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Hello Hell :
Unexpected sex is the best thing to wake up - unless you're in prison...
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Slatko <3
Unexpected sex is the best thing to wake up - unless you're in prison...
- degenereginald
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
also, čitam ja knjigu kad odjednom--
hej bok Kirk. (bilo bi neprikladno da sam to odmah gore napisala.)There’s an old joke about a crowd gathered at the bottom of a burning building.
Up at the top countless people jump from windows to be caught by the firemen.
There’s one mother who is unwilling to toss her baby to the waiting rescuers.
Finally, one guy at the bottom says, “I can catch the kid, ma’am, I’m a famous
football player.” So the mother tosses the baby to the football player.
It’s a bad toss, so he has to run a little ways. He dives to catch the little tyke, and
rolls on the ground in a perfect tumble, and finally stands, holding the baby up
to a cheering crowd. Everyone is amazed.
Then he drop-kicks the baby.
I have no money and I have to scream.
- Capt. Kirk
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
heya.
slazem se s pticicom, being brave is important.
ont - i just can't.
slazem se s pticicom, being brave is important.
ont - i just can't.
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
A pretty lady is standing on the side of a bridge, looking over it and thinking about jumping off. A homeless alcoholic man comes up to her as he was walking nearby.
The lady notices the man coming and says:
- Go away! There's nothing you can say to me to change my mind, you cannot help me.
- Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it – replies the man.
- No way, you're disgusting, go away.
The homeless man turns and starts walking away.
The lady thinks: Is that all you were going to say to me? Nothing more? Won’t you try to convince me that life is worth living that I should not jump off? Where are you going?
The homeless man thinks: I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm.
The lady notices the man coming and says:
- Go away! There's nothing you can say to me to change my mind, you cannot help me.
- Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it – replies the man.
- No way, you're disgusting, go away.
The homeless man turns and starts walking away.
The lady thinks: Is that all you were going to say to me? Nothing more? Won’t you try to convince me that life is worth living that I should not jump off? Where are you going?
The homeless man thinks: I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm.
Unexpected sex is the best thing to wake up - unless you're in prison...
- tratinčica
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Cartmanova osveta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYtMoDcwAoQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYtMoDcwAoQ
- degenereginald
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Unexpected sex is the best thing to wake up - unless you're in prison...
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
bojiš se da priznaš to...il ti je dosadilo....
Bezi Jankec, bezi Jankec
cug ti bu pobegel
cug ti bu pobegel
- Billie Deadwilder
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Tata, tata, što je to abortus?
-Pitaj sestru.
-Ali ja nemam sestru.
-O tome ti pričam....
-Pitaj sestru.
-Ali ja nemam sestru.
-O tome ti pričam....
mi imamo sve što nam treba,
prostor od zemlje pa do neba...
prostor od zemlje pa do neba...
Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
mi imamo sve što nam treba,
prostor od zemlje pa do neba...
prostor od zemlje pa do neba...
- tratinčica
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- tratinčica
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
i tako...
- talented miss cohen
- כהן גדול
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Stars and stars and stars keep it to themselves.
Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Croatia bus se opet zapalija. Brojim cetvrti u zadnja 3mjeseca.
Nisu uspjeli doznati oce li putnicima refundirati pola karte ili cijelu. Putnici su fala bogu svaki put uzasnuti i bize histericno po zapaljenom busu.
Koliko ih jos uopce imaju? Kako je moguce da slobodno voze?
Koga briga za sto kuna karte!
Di ja zivim?
Nisu uspjeli doznati oce li putnicima refundirati pola karte ili cijelu. Putnici su fala bogu svaki put uzasnuti i bize histericno po zapaljenom busu.
Koliko ih jos uopce imaju? Kako je moguce da slobodno voze?
Koga briga za sto kuna karte!
Di ja zivim?
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Sad me se sitila poljubi ,cili dan krajmene drka na mob . i ja otvorin forum i sad me ona oce ljubit... E neces .. Sad sam otvorila forum ima bit da se tipkam s sisuljom broj 5 sirokogrudnom za koju rade bušt specijalno... Eto pa ti tipkaj na mobiten nes me ljubit ni sad kad nisi cilo jutro...
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