šta vas je zadnje nasmijalo

[ariadne]

Ridiculous Video Of Two Badminton Teams Trying To Lose On Purpose By Hitting Serves Directly Into The Net

Koja debilana. :facepalm:

[str8faith]

bok Meri kako si?
a tko si ti?
ne sjećaš me se?
ne
Irena dobacuje: Pa radile ste zajedno pri par godina
ma di smo radile ?
u cina 2007
jebate Luce nisam te pripoznala bez plave maice !
hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhaahhahhaha

[slapa]

jeba te propuh na 35 stupnjeva. di je? reci mi da stanem na njega.

pritišću me sinusi. cijelu zimu (ili dvije) nisam bila bolesna. kud sad usred ljeta?

nisam mogla nego nasmijati se na ovo

[Plague]

ma nije do propuha nego sam preksinoć cijelu noć prospavala s ventilatorom usmjerenim prema sebi i upaljenim na najjače.
a u taj propuh još uvijek ne vjerujem

[str8faith]

Jer sam izasrala organizatoricu turnira na vecerasnjoj veceri i dok je srala za vecerom ni znala da zeljka koja radi s njom stoji joj iza leda i sve mi ispricala sta sere po meni aa onda je dobila svoje pred svim radnicima i gostima u hoteulu da se skupila i otisla u sank ti ces jebat mene . Nasla si pravu al ova mala zna obrusit ne boj se. A najzesce je to kad su se svi razbizali i dosli meni u lokal pit . Cestitat . E neka nek se zna da s govnim nemam posla

[ariadne]

For people who are gay, or support gay marriage, I get how seeing thousands of people come out to make this statement is incredibly disheartening. But take solace in this: gay marriage is happening. Like many drive-thru window lanes, it ain’t goin’ backwards. And your bonus is this: you get gay marriage. And all your political opponents are going to get is type two diabetes.

[Afrodita]

Druženje u Karlovcu je sve zabavnije

[Plague]

"je ona zgodna, al' ne b' ja s njon lega. brate mil' u sve se miša, ima dice a nije udata... nije moj tip." gledatelj (i jedan od komentatora) emisije bez pardona o angelini jolie.

[str8faith]

Ujac koji je zaspo na balkonu

[omnia]

[me,myselfelse]

"je ona zgodna, al' ne b' ja s njon lega. brate mil' u sve se miša, ima dice a nije udata... nije moj tip." gledatelj (i jedan od komentatora) emisije bez pardona o angelini jolie.

Hahahha, ludi jadran kanal, ima ludih ljudi za popizdit, nisam vjerovala slusajuci...

[me,myselfelse]

Sta rade Srbi kad vide da se sprema OLUJA?

...pale traktor.

[Billie Deadwilder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7sMilQeVHk <3 Just love it. Meryl Streep je za promjenu totalna kuja. <3

[backspace]

Bezdusno sprdanje saleta u ranu zoru na racun mojih prstaca:

"Na orahovackom jezeru zenska ima prste iste tvoje duzine. Uzasno je lijepa :D:D"


Gle... Odjebi!

[Biseksualna Lezbijka]

True story!

[Biseksualna Lezbijka]

Brate mili!!!

[shizika]

ahahahahhaha prejako

[Afrodita]

Brate mili!!!

To je ona uzrečica ...Padoše ko pokošene

[ariadne]

#plot twist #instead of stealing her heart sexually he’s going to steal the declaration of independence

[Billie Deadwilder]

Ručak. Bakine sise koje valjda vise do pupka. xD

[Debaser]

^
meni je to uvek bilo smesno, ali sad mi zao. nemam bake. ni rucka od nj : (
...
http://www.modernmom.com/hottopic/2012/ ... -in-brazil

[Biseksualna Lezbijka]

Volim ovog čovjeka.

[mango]

[str8faith]

Cita mi misli.... I dosla marina da me ljubi a ja vicem nemoj smrdim dis me ljubit neko ce nas vidit , ... A nista moram ja tebe cesce zvat da cuvas Merina... Upciha nije ni ime zavrsila vec sam pocela kihat

[roadkill]

[Afrodita]

[me,myselfelse]

presmješno

[ariadne]

one time she beat me at the olympics, it was awesome

Raise your hand if your country has been personally victimized by Regina George.

That is so fetch.

On Fridays we wear gold.

I hear her legs are insured for $10,000.

I can’t win silver, I’m on an all-carb diet. GOD Russia you’re so stupid!

If you’re from Africa, why is your name white?

Oh my god, r4inbro, you can’t just ask someone why their name is white.

Stop trying to make Russia happen. It’s not going to happen!

Get in loser, we’re going running.

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Graciela Martins. We were best friends in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then at the World Championships, I started running my personal best which was totally awesome but then I moved to Nigeria, and Graciela was, like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would blow her off to go running at the track, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for the Olympic qualifiers, which was an all-girls track meet, I was like, “Graciela, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a Guinean.” I mean I couldn’t have a Guinean at my track meet. There were gonna be girls there from around the world. I mean, right? She was a GUINEAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of track because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the summer for the Olympics, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s in 7th place.

[str8faith]

Cili dan mi je smisan dobro da kasnis na poso 5 min ne 30min dobro da dodes mamuran radit ne pijan usto oma te doceka 7porcija spageta. Usput ti sefica odledi frizider i kaze zavrsi i ti zavrsis i okrenes unuutar.je paljenje

na 4 i vraca se ona za 2 sata i pita jesi upalila frizider i ja velim da i to na 4 sad ce to hladit.
Je upalila si ga lipo ali ne i u struju!
Umrle smo obe od smija kad sam vidila kabel van stekera.
Popij nesto.
E moja sefika ni mi dobro. Vidim vidim odnija dava i pjenu

[Afrodita]