Kutak za crni trenutak
Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
zadjem medju kuce i eto nam pecene djetetine!
bring your mind into my head...
Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
hahhaaha, samo sam čekala kad će djeca doći na tanjur
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'Umro je prosvjetni radnik. Obdukcijom će biti utvrđeno od čega je uopće i živio'.
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
so trueinvalid_user je napisao/la:'Umro je prosvjetni radnik. Obdukcijom će biti utvrđeno od čega je uopće i živio'.
I want her everywhere and if she's beside me I know I need never care but to love her is to need her everywhere knowing that love is to share
Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Umro je prosvjetni radnik. Obdukcijom će biti utvrđeno od čega je uopće i živio'.
ugl....upravo sam postala fejs frend sa 8. mjesečnim djetetom. razmišljala sam da li da to napišem negdje dr, ali s obzirom da je to popuna tragikomedija, mislim da je ovo pravi kutak za to. i sada ću, sretne li mene, imati priliku svaki dan vidjeti 1001. sliku počevši od njenog jutarnjeg smješka, popodnevnog plača, do večernjeg sranja i svega između. jeej. neka me netko ubije.
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
opcija "hide" je bogomdana.
ont_
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
^ usne su, kao, cenzurirane
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^ žeBo
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Već dugo nisam vidjela ovako dobar crnjak.
Unexpected sex is the best thing to wake up - unless you're in prison...
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kako rijesiti problem da djeca u africi ne hodaju gladna?odrezat im noge
'if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.'
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Re: Kutak za crni trenutak
Danas je bio dan za crnjake:
:plačem:
:plačem:
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^ peta slika
ot.
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.
Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family’s only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her-how could she possibly continue to feed her family now? In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself.
When the man awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.
Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself. When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank.
She said,”I’ve seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, then I will restore your parents and the cow to you.”
The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to get it up again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.
The mermaid said to him, “If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, then I will make everything right.”
And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.
And there he also met the mermaid. “I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row.”
The young son replied, “Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?”
The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request.
Then he said, “Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?”
And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, “Why not THIRTY times in a row?”
Finally, she said, “Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health.”
Then the young son asked, “Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won’t kill you like it did the cow?”
ot.
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.
Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family’s only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her-how could she possibly continue to feed her family now? In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself.
When the man awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.
Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself. When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank.
She said,”I’ve seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, then I will restore your parents and the cow to you.”
The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to get it up again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.
The mermaid said to him, “If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, then I will make everything right.”
And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.
And there he also met the mermaid. “I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row.”
The young son replied, “Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?”
The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request.
Then he said, “Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?”
And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, “Why not THIRTY times in a row?”
Finally, she said, “Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health.”
Then the young son asked, “Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won’t kill you like it did the cow?”
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Unexpected sex is the best thing to wake up - unless you're in prison...
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“What am I living for and what am I dying for are the same question.”
― Margaret Atwood, The Year of the Flood
― Margaret Atwood, The Year of the Flood
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