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[teddybear]

Ahhh joooj neznam eto dal se smijem smijati al se smijem!!!

[Virginia]

[Virginia]

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[Virginia]

[bonaca]

[Capt. Kirk]

Da malo vratimo topic na pravi put.
http://therumpus.net/2013/01/smoke-in-y ... ers-house/

[turbulentno]

Nije baš politički korektno, ali ...

skoro sam se ugusila kavom

Polila sam se kavom

[Biseksualna Lezbijka]

Hello Hell :

[Biseksualna Lezbijka]

Slatko <3

[degenereginald]

also, čitam ja knjigu kad odjednom--

There’s an old joke about a crowd gathered at the bottom of a burning building.
Up at the top countless people jump from windows to be caught by the firemen.
There’s one mother who is unwilling to toss her baby to the waiting rescuers.

Finally, one guy at the bottom says, “I can catch the kid, ma’am, I’m a famous
football player.” So the mother tosses the baby to the football player.
It’s a bad toss, so he has to run a little ways. He dives to catch the little tyke, and
rolls on the ground in a perfect tumble, and finally stands, holding the baby up
to a cheering crowd. Everyone is amazed.

Then he drop-kicks the baby.

hej bok Kirk. (bilo bi neprikladno da sam to odmah gore napisala.)

[Capt. Kirk]

heya.
slazem se s pticicom, being brave is important.

ont - i just can't.

[Biseksualna Lezbijka]

A pretty lady is standing on the side of a bridge, looking over it and thinking about jumping off. A homeless alcoholic man comes up to her as he was walking nearby.
The lady notices the man coming and says:
- Go away! There's nothing you can say to me to change my mind, you cannot help me.
- Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it – replies the man.
- No way, you're disgusting, go away.
The homeless man turns and starts walking away.
The lady thinks: Is that all you were going to say to me? Nothing more? Won’t you try to convince me that life is worth living that I should not jump off? Where are you going?
The homeless man thinks: I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm.

[tratinčica]

Cartmanova osveta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYtMoDcwAoQ

[degenereginald]

treba opet aktivirati ovaj topic.

[tratinčica]

[Biseksualna Lezbijka]

[str8faith]

bojiš se da priznaš to...il ti je dosadilo....

[Bash]

:shudders:
https://i.imgur.com/nDtyPnZ.gifv

[Billie Deadwilder]

[slapa]

Tata, tata, što je to abortus?
-Pitaj sestru.
-Ali ja nemam sestru.
-O tome ti pričam....

[slapa]

[Bash]

[tratinčica]

[tratinčica]

i tako...

[talented miss cohen]

[jpeg]

Croatia bus se opet zapalija. Brojim cetvrti u zadnja 3mjeseca.
Nisu uspjeli doznati oce li putnicima refundirati pola karte ili cijelu. Putnici su fala bogu svaki put uzasnuti i bize histericno po zapaljenom busu.
Koliko ih jos uopce imaju? Kako je moguce da slobodno voze?
Koga briga za sto kuna karte!
Di ja zivim?

[Faith123]

Sad me se sitila poljubi ,cili dan krajmene drka na mob . i ja otvorin forum i sad me ona oce ljubit... E neces .. Sad sam otvorila forum ima bit da se tipkam s sisuljom broj 5 sirokogrudnom za koju rade bušt specijalno... Eto pa ti tipkaj na mobiten nes me ljubit ni sad kad nisi cilo jutro...

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